Oh boy there is a lot to unpack here, but I mostly am just distracted by how ugly these leggings are.

She’s the one who said they were on a break. If it was vague, it was on her.

Ross and Rachel were the two worst characters, but at least Ross was smart. Rachel didn’t have any redeeming qualities at all. 

Kissing a child, yes, creepy, done to be creepy for a creepy film. It’s a total double standard that they ask this question only of Kirsten Dunst, said child.

I also call BS on the SUR story, mostly because food poisoning takes at least 5 hours to kick in. You’re usually eating your next meal by the time food poisoning from your previous meal kicks in.

Lena Dunham is so creepy and awful. I truly despise that she’s famous.

Have Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff been broken up as long as they were together? It's like listening to someone still complaining about their high school relationship. 😬

Whatever Renee Zellwegger did, it was more than just fillers & botox

It’s a big cup full of sugar, a squeezed lemon, and a splash of water to get it all through the straw. It's diabetes in a cup, and it's fucking delicious. 

In 1996, he conceived a movie about a “group of friends who go to a diner late at night”

“now-defunct Pussy Posse”

This morning William Cohan from Vanity Fair was on MSNBC and he said that Jeffrey Epstein INTRODUCED Donald Trump to Melania. Really? So many questions, starting with what the hell was her connection to Epstein?

Bill Clinton, Donald Trump and hordes of other powerful men are enjoying this blessed Saturday, I'm sure. What a fucking letdown.

Especially considering he’d already tried to kill himself once in there. My guess is they let this happen to protect the other high profile people who have been implicated. I’m extremely pissed.

If there’s to be any justice, and I was never optimistic there ever was going to be, the government has to go after Epstein’s accomplices and cohorts, including his defense team that got him that illegal sweetheart deal. Prince Andrew, Alan Derschowitz, George Mitchell, Ghislaine Maxwell, Donald Trump, etc. All of…

I was so looking forward to hearing him sing. How was he not on 24 hour suicide watch? Fuck.

That video is disgusting and is absolutely abusive. I can’t believe I’m agreeing with a Paul but her shift into angry, abuse mode and the look on her face is really chilling. She is so violent and spiteful to that poor dog who confused, just responds with love and playfulness, it’s heartbreaking. It’s the kind of…

Things I want:

This is a TERRIBLE idea. Not just because the internet exists but because parenting trends and attitudes have shifted. There were still enough latchkey kids when Home Alone first came out that you could suspend disbelief about the unattended eight year old being a matter for social services, but there’s no modern…

Predator v. F&F is the one I want to see. 

I went to see them on some washed up 90's nostalgia tour. C&C music factory - just the rapper, Young MC, Color me badd - just one of the original members, a very proselytizing Montell Jordan and a Salt n Pepa, sans Spinderella.