Stassi, you have issues because of your parents and your terrible relationships. It’s not a demon or a ghost. If you really want to change what you are going through, go to a therapist, not some New Age priestess who is selling this snake oil.

I think Stassi is more self centered and bratty than demonically possessed.

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I was silent for so many remakes

Along with my morning tea, I’ll just leave this here.: https://www.thedailybeast.com/rachel-true-on-racism-in-horror-and-being-left-out-of-the-craft-reunion-i-will-not-be-erased

ONE OF US

Paris Jackson gets so much hate from all sides. People who hate her dad take it out on her. Her dad’s fans hate her for not defending him publicly, which isn’t her job. I wonder how much a girl can take. 

This is the imagery my Tuesday needed. Thank you. (edited to add .gif because why not!)

Imagine how stupid you have to be for Melania to pwn  you

Great. Fuck ‘em both. In my dreams, this ends like Death Becomes Her with the two of them continually disfiguring each other and then spackling themselves back together.

Dane Cook is ten years older than me, if I was dating someone with the same age difference it would involve me, a 37 year old woman, dating a 9 year old boy.

She doesn’t need to fret over the pre-nup; she just has to wait it out. After all, she just married an 81 year old. Odds are he’ll be dead before the pre nup sunsets.

I bet her pre-nup is super sad. 

I’ll bet new wife is certain that there’ll be no new side chick, because twoo wuv. 🤣

I’m equally offended by the description of their wedding plans: they’re asking their guests to attend a ceremony in Williamsburg, a dinner in Soho, and then a post-dinner reception at 78th & Park. THIS IS TOO MUCH MOVING AROUND.

He flat out denies that he’s had sex with anyone under the age of 17

What a powerful header image. Gayle King, you are a strong lady.

I believe I can lie. 

“I just look at legal”

Is the forged and illegal marriage certificate to Aaliyah lying too?