“I saw that coming.”

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

He looks like Conor McGregor after a month at sea.

I mean... I’d watch that.

This man looks exactly like a pinky finger wearing a suit.

Whenever I read about Samantha going off on a bitchy rant about how Meghan needs to show some respect and be a nicer person, I’m reminded of Many Moore’s character in Saved!

Srsly. I don’t think she even realizes how much she reveals about herself when she talks about Meghan and their dad.

It’s hard to believe how long ago that RPDR season was. Manila is married now and everything!

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

He looks like Andrew Luck’s cousin who Belichick hired as an intern to get information on Luck.

The beard’s a good choice for Matt

The Bears looked good enough where they might actually win 7 games. Even though I wanted to vomit by the end of the game, I took away some good stuff. Khalil Mack is better than advertised.

The Lions: Reminding Bears fans that it could always be worse since before your dad was born

Did you watch the game? The Lions players took a knee for all four quarters.

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

Ya know, I would call myself decidedly neutral on Jennifer Garner, but yeah, that was hella charming.

The phrase: “The mother of all meltdowns,” attached to Serena when male tennis players like Andy Roddick and the guy literally famous for his short temper, John Fucking McEnroe really REALLY puts into light how sexist tennis is.

Damn. For anyone wanting to blame Ariana, just don’t. I was in a relationship with a severe alcoholic and stayed longer than I should have because I felt responsible for his health. Guy drank himself into a 6 night stay in the ICU and relapsed the day he got home. I lasted a month after that before I had to block him…

What the fuck are you implying by this comment?

This is all about me, but I went to high school with Geoffrey Owens. We were both in the school’s theater program. I wasn’t friends with him, but I remember him being incredibly talented (like everyone knew he was someone special) and nice. It was always so exciting to see him on TV. I hope this nonsense gets him…