She had the “very real” title of Countess, but she decided to throw that all away for the short, sweet love of one Tom D’Agostino. A man so good that he had already slept with all her girlfriends before he and Luann started dating.

I saw Atomic Blonde a few weeks ago. While I enjoyed seeing Charlize Theron’s pretty outfits and fighting cold war dudes in high heels, it felt like someone just wanted to have Charlize Theron makeout with a chick and kick bad guys in the balls, and loosely wrote a movie around that. 

That movie was such a tiresome pile of crap. I felt irritated every time Jared Leto was onscreen.

Mission Impossible. Fun but stupid.

Something called “Video Vanguard Award” really should laud the directors, not the musicians. And Hype Williams should have one.

Boxer saves America, Beats Communism

Let’s not act like CGM’s gross initial comment was empowering or some shit in the first place. Prudish slut shaming isn’t feminist at all. Cool to see so many people in the comments chomping at the bit to complain about the kardashians some more though! So grown up!

I can’t believe I’m defending a Kardashian... but didn’t this start with a bit of self-important and shaming snark about a nude selfie? Sure, putting out nude selfies is dumb, but, ummm... man I really don’t know where to go from here...

You could almost smell when Grace lost interest in the show. But early on, he reminded me a lot of Dave Foley. Who I adore.

Ummm but Guy Fieri is actually a good person.

I was just telling my coworker this morning about a woman I dated for a few months who, near the end of our blessedly brief relationship, held me down and forcibly licked my eyeballs.

Rewatching “That ‘70s Show” on Netflix 20 years later -> Topher and Mila were the best parts of that show, although everyone was pretty awesome. Topher’s physical comedy/timing, especially the first couple of seasons, was incredible.

shout it from the fucking rooftops

Fuck Kim and her dumb sisters for that you look anorexic bullshit “compliment.” Not funny and not a compliment. Also rich coming from a camp supposedly promoting the de-stigmatization of mental illness given Kanye’s situation. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any mental illness and it’s not fucking glamorous…

The ultimate test of Beyoncé’s power and absolute proof of her dominion over the Illuminati would be her ability to sway Anna Wintour to showcase vintage Deréon fashion from 2007 on the upcoming September issue.

Chris Pratt is more insufferable the more I hear from him. RIP my crush on Andy Dwyer.

Oh, I know! She’s one of the auditors for the Oscars, right?

Thank you. Tarantulas can't even kill you. Losers.

Re: Nicole: She’s from Australia, where everything is venomous. Tarantulas are way less threatening than the spiders she grew up with.

Suki Waterhouse