Can we put a moratorium on televised contract signings in wrestling for like, a year at least? They're all boring time-wasters that end exactly the same way every time. NXT is supposed to be a breeding ground for new ideas and talent, but it's starting to turn into Raw Jr. with the same stalling techniques between…

I kind of like the hair - and when she wears white or green, it provides a really nice contrast. It reminds me of Jujubee's superhero outfit on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Laganja was insufferable on Drag Race, but imitating her voice to annoy everyone around you is too much fun - TRUST and BELIEVE mama, OKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

That sort of reminds me of a scene in the first season that has really stuck with me. Will was late for his appointment with Hannibal, and Hannibal checks his watch, looks at the door, and… he just has nothing to do. The look of sadness and loneliness on his face spoke volumes about the character - he was, on the…

And he has the acting skill of the original Resident Evil characters too. The way he said "I've won rings with DIAMONDS in them" really made me giggle.

Louis is really going for the gusto with his character, and it's a shame that his origin story is incredibly silly. Accidentally spilled hair cream isn't quite "burned my parents alive in a funeral home" as far as monstrous backstories go. I mean, he loses a hair vs hair match, and now he literally can't even speak…

I'm kind of annoyed that Seth Rollins, who is supposed to be the new cerebral assassin, wouldn't think that the brand new car that was driven to the ring wouldn't get destroyed. However, I will forgive it because the image of Brock Lesnar DUAL WIELDING AXES was completely worth it.

I do like what she said to Will - that she's been dormant for so long until he essentially woke her up, like she's Hannibal's own personal Golem or something. Of course he wouldn't have a security system in place at his home - he just has some badass brainwashed lady for protection. I imagine she's been under his…

I feel so bad for Bull. With something like this, you have to commit 100% if you have any chance of getting over, and you can tell he's just not into this gimmick. And I don't blame him!

The main event really didn't make any sense. It's no DQ, but they still had to tag in? And Bray had to be removed from ringside because… reasons? And having him come back and Sister Abigail Reigns at the very end was just kind of lame.

I've never had a Jaffa Cake, but it's the same thing as Pims, right? They're alright, but I wasn't blown away by it.

I thought Cassidy pulled off a few interesting moves, but boy, she was very green and flaily in this match. She needs a ton of polish, but there's definitely some potential in her. It's lucky she was in a match with Charlotte, because I think if it was anyone else, the whole match could have been a disaster.

For one incredibly foolish split-second, I thought Paige was going to gather up all the women and say "Let's drop all this Diva bullshit and bring back the Women's title and have matches with real finishes!"

I feel bad for Barrett too. I'm afraid he's going to join the very sad loser parade that is whatever Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel are doing right now. Maybe the three of them could pull a New Day and climb out of lower midcard hell.

Aaaaand, what?

She did look like she popped right out of Create A Wrestler mode in a video game, complete with oddly gangly limbs. I'm not familiar with her non-NXT work, but she does seem interesting.

I like the classic, braintooth.

I think they spend more time scripting Total Divas then they do Raw these days. I honestly think the only reason anyone is on that show is so E! could pay for all of their weddings.

I do wonder if this will be talked about on Total Divas, although, the show did completely gloss over the hostile crowd reaction for the Divas match after Brock beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Oddly enough, Eva being booed relentlessly and then trying to improve herself might be the most "real" and…

I think he's settling into his heel commentator role nicely - especially when he shuts up the other chuckleheads on commentary. They should put him on Raw.