I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

That would kind of be a good interview question/trick. “Oh, I see on your resume you that you have a strong attention to detail. When you entered my office I had a goat standing next to me. I left with the goat and returned with A goat, but is it the same goat?”

I’m starting to think this masterpiece might have been dumb luck.

I think some people are just more prone to crying, no matter their age. My battery on my car died a couple weeks ago and I cried. It wasn’t tragic, it was just how my brain responded before I could process what was happening and deal with it. I’m 30 so I’m older than both of them. Adele seems very much like a…

I appreciate your willingness to write a story that reflects deep ambivalence. I think there isn’t enough of that anymore (everything is always strident and polarized) but you did a great job sitting with the murkiness of what this all means about Bowie’s legacy.

Yeah I mean women—even feminist women!—are allowed to be imperfect—even in their feminism!!—and that’s something we maybe haven’t quite learned yet.

So any white woman who is attacked, abused, or insulted should STFU and take it because the centuries-old privilege our shitty ancestors instilled makes it her karmic obligation? Got it.

Yeah, I don't get the necessity for that last line. If Amber Rose had said the same thing, we'd be commanded to cheer.

She said it while being white. Cardinal sin!