Wow - it’s been awhile since any Republican has won the Urban vote.

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

Personal fouls committed with team within 15 yards should be automatic touchdown. Problem solved.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Seems completely unnecessary. If you really want to watch the Browns practice playing football you can just go to one of their games.

I don’t understand why Columbus needs two professional football teams.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

As a Browns fan, I'm convinced that if they fielded such a team, it would match the total of victories this year.

The story of a poor exploited worker who has to sell their body for a pittance and a prostitute.

They also share a division with the team they USED to be, a well-run team that has become the very model for everything the Browns WISH they could be.

My secret, darkest fantasy is that the Browns signed Terrelle Pryor as a wide receiver so they can run 50% of their plays out of Wild Cat. I would trade family members to watch that happen.

For the record, that’s Archie Griffin, who could probably still sandwich Connor Cook between his two Heismans and eat him for brinner.

Not a Browns fan. Never been a Browns fan. Can’t believe I got teary over this. Serious as a heart attack, there’s something about the way Browns fans have embraced the despair and transformed it that just moves me deeply.

I know I am being overly picayune here, but that stadium is not a “Factory of Sadness.” If it were, each game, each set back, and each disappointment would look like all the others, mass produced with interchangeable screw-ups, bad decisions, and failed hopes. Nope. Each game is small batch-of-one and colorfully…

It's not a factory of sadness. This stuff isn't stamped out on a machine. It's a garden of sadness. The sadness is grown, watered with the tears of Browns fans. Fertilized with their crushed hopes. Lovingly cared for by an incompetent owner and coaching team. It's a garden of sadness, in the fullness of bloom. A sad,…

I went to bed after the first quarter of Monday’s game. The Browns were trailing 17-3 at the time, so I thought this was over. This was easily the best decision I've made in some time.

I live in Cleveland, but I’m not from Cleveland. I don’t really give a shit about the Browns, or the NFL in general, but GODDAMN if these poor bastards don’t deserve a good team. They love this piece of shit team, really love it, and it is legitimately somewhat sad to see them get punched in the balls over and over.…

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

I’m sure he won’t be a bust. It’s not like he’s a first round pick of the Browns.

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.