Probably Ryan Miller and Ryan Callahan. The two lowest ranked players (132 and 185, respectively) according to NHL.com.

Backwards gray cap bro beat him to the punch.

Designed after a Louisville slugger bat.

So apparently her account was suspended, but like most 14 year olds she couldn't stay away from social media for more than 24 hours.

Artested*

Automatic dome lights when ignition switch is turned to "off." I know it helps people see at night, but it also drains the battery and indicates that the car is no longer on while helping everybody outside of the vehicle see inside the vehicle (including bad people).

You apparently never heard the remix.

Tonight's beer of choice, Duck-Rabbit Hoppy Bunny American Black Ale. Recently I was able to enjoy their baltic porter, but this style (IPA-ish) is a different realm for Duck-Rabbit so of course they put their own twist on it. Black IPAs are still in the growing process and haven't quite become mainstream. That's…

I was expecting an Andre Rison or Lisa Lopes reference... oh, Florida. My bad.

Gamecock women's basketball plays North Carolina in the sweet 16 this Sunday. It's still odd that South Carolina was given a one seed, yet they had to travel completely across the country to play in Seattle (Stanford on Sunday).

The new Kinja does a lot of things right, but it does DUAN wrong.

Good luck with the whole "Qatar" issue, but I wouldn't sweat it. Like most emails and phone calls involving India, they're probably just asking you to turn it off for a few minutes then try again.

Well, that was a fun couple of days.

Amazingly, I had Dayton, Harvard, and North Dakota State winning in the first round.

It only takes one. Thank you.

Oddly, four of these are in South Carolina (Winthrop, Wofford, Citadel, and Furman).

Has anybody else ever had somebody assume that a problem is being caused by several small issues rather than one major issue? Needless to say, it's been a long day.

Still going after St. Patty's day DUAN? That makes two of us!

Congrats to South Carolina's women for receiving a no. 1 seed in the tournament.