He needs to do more wooden coasters! Some of the most fun I’ve had on a roller coaster was on wooden ones.

Racer > Jackrabbit.

don’t talk shit about alpengeist

I was sad that he had Alpengeist and Griffon as opposed to Montu and Shei’kra! Busch Tampa for life!

I don’t think I’ve ever heard X2 described as “bland”... I mean I love wooden coasters as much as the next guy, but jeeze.

I don’t see The Phoenix from K’noebels. Can the game not do wooden coasters?

Needs more El Toro.

Personally, I’ve been on a little over 100 coasters and I don’t think either of those would be in my top 25. In fact, I think I like all three other major Kennywood coasters more (Phantom’s Revenge, Sky Rocket, and Racer).

Also, ehmmm... Ellie will be the first main playable character in a AAA game who happens to be a queer person.

Can we get an Uncharted where you play as Elena, sitting at home eating noodles and playing Crash Bandicoot, Or is that too close to my real life already?

Exactly.

A goddamn proper Kojima game. That’s what.

And people used to call Revengeance’s story bad.

You won’t need to worry, the election is rigged by the La Li Lu Le Lo anyways. Just as Obama was handpicked by George Bush to be the next puppet frontman successor, so will Hillary be the face for the oligarchs of the central banks, wallstreet, Bayer/Monsanto, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, etc, etc. More inflation, more wars,…

I have nothing pertinent to say, other than to mention that I can never resist a great nanomachines meme.

That is all.

This game is my jam. And this jam is in one of my favorite games:

Well, no, he doesn't want it to be something else. He realizes it isn't for him, for legitimate reasons, and doesn't begrudge anyone else their right to enjoy it. He says as much in the article, if you actually take the time to read it.

I think what Jason is saying is that as a gamer and game journalist, he wants to experience Pokémon like everyone else, but it hasn't, isn't, and never will be his cup of tea.