She's 36. Her birthday isn't until this summer. I wish that were a 'couple months' away. But it ain't. Slow down there Jen, however old she is, you're 7 years older. Lmao.

I half jokingly said, that if the baby came out with NONE of jayz's features, and cute, that it was totally the work of a surrogate. I believe someone carried a half beyonce baby and the sperm of some unknown fairly good looking donor. I believe j and bey are just that ridiculous to never ever EVER want to have a…

Yeah, it kinda does. Bald vaginas are a recent thing, (mid to late 90s) and it's not a coincidence they came into vogue, at the exact moment in time when what was being celebrated (and leered over) and HYPER sexualized was a little adolescent 15 yr old pop singer who was wearing her jeans (or catholic school girl…

As I recall it, when they initially separated in jan of 2005, they issued a joint press release saying the split was mutual, that no external reasons were the cause, but they'd leave the relationship with the love they brought to it, blah blah bah. Flash forward, brad is with Angelina 4 months later, and she's…

yeah, made doubly unoriginal since its the name of Chelsea handjobs pamphlet.

My guess is, under the table, is where Melissa McCarthy hid HER prop for her hilarious presenting gig, with Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph. She talked about sitting next to Brad & Angelina, and talking with them, and how nice they are, etc. But of course, excoriating Angelina is the tabloids favorite pastime, so when…

Yah, but the papz don't care when Jen garner goes. Lol

Omg. I guess it's true, you start hanging around that vile cunt Chelsea handjob, and you start to look like her. Poor Reese.

Can't believe how much he looks like Rob Pattinson here, and I can't believe how females are not pointing out the obvious and saying that. Saying, 'omg he suddenly got hot,' and his now being pattinsons twin (in miniature) some ishes cant acknowledge i guess, as theyre still resentful pattinson is not single and…

Hahahaha, I bet if Angelina Jolie had said this, Jezzies would be lighting the bonfire to stake her up on, right now. It's funny how women are so contradictory, based on nothing but which woman is at the center of discussion. Rooney Mara never smiling, totally fine. Even though she was a different person just 12 mos.…

Ugh, what a creepy pissant. Looks like he's screaming, 'PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!' he hates women just as much as Jaime gumb, prolly because he wants to be one too. Didn't he abuse his own children? he had some fcked up scandal I can't remember, the slimy hypocritical fuck.

Please ish, Abby Cornish, and Mia whatserface are NOT big stars, AND THEY were on the covers. they could have easily put Zoe, who dwarfs, for example, those two in terms of name recognition, on a cover.

Is that that chick that was in the town? She sucked. When Blake lively steals your thunder, it's time to hang it up. I don't need to claim that bish. Lolol.

that's Jennifer Jason Leigh. Not Winona. Lol

She's been showing up like that on all the red carpets, and it's not just the hair color, and emo cut, but the stoic, no smiling...if that was who she was last year, then terrific, but I saw her tanned, blonde and smiling non stop just last year. It really is affected as a fuck. By the way, all that dour non smiling…

..and yet he has a fucking star.

She was amazing in Precious. So I don't know where that's coming from.

Thank you for this. No really. As a fan and admirer of Angelina Jolie, this perfectly describes most of her haters and 'resenters,' - not o much Del Ray though, she sucks. Lolol.

I call b.s. on this. Here's my brief experience with the del ray marketing genius. I bought some music on itunes, they recommended her based on my tastes, I listened and thought, naah - nothing I was excited about or wanted to buy, but not terrible...then when I saw her on SNL, said, oh, there's the singer on iTunes…

Arabic people are white, considered Caucasians. Period. Not 'people of color.' it's only since 9/11 that other 'white people,' have disowned them. But white folk used to fight you to the death telling you that Cleo, Jesus, and any other middle eastern person of note, was white white white...and still will, as a matter…