Short of actually giving the offense the touchdown, football does everything possible to make good on a defensive foul, including extending the game. Note that football gives the fouled team the choice of keeping a play or taking the penalty benefit. You can't commit a foul in football to stop the play before a…

I hate that I missed my niece's dog wedding years ago.

Reset the shot clock and give the fouled team the option of taking possession instead of requiring them to shoot free throws. I have a hard time thinking of any other sport where deliberately being caught breaking the rules can be played as an advantage.

So I can only get the light colored dildo?

At least I'll have a better excuse for staying out all night.

I wish I had a job where I could throw Beano Cook out of my office every day.

I think he copied that from the Queen's toast at a party.

The great irony about Ferraris is that a guy gets his dream car painted in the color he thinks the next owner will like.

1961 Chrysler and Imperial Dubonnet.

He seems to work very hard.

That's one tough classroom.

Too long, and the Telly Savalas section was terrible.

That's a very athletic comment.

An F650 pickup is terrible for everything it might be able to do, except maybe for towing a huge trailer, in which case the useless bed sides would be a nuisance.

I doubt he's jumping 22 miles because he's looking for a way to glom money from Red Bull. He might want his picture everywhere, but I'd guess that's because Red Bull wants it.

Japan is the home of silly regulations.

Actually, the XKSS was built specifically as a road legal adaptation of the D-Type.

It's issued a license plate. :)

The 280SE 4.5 is one of my all time favorite cars.

I wish the pommy bastard had written it as base ball, or maybe with a hyphen.