To be fair, Les Miles is an idiot.

No matter what, Penn State isn't going to get the punishment it deserves.

Go historic with Chrysler's inline flathead engines. All those bolts are on top to keep the awesome in.

He took a tip from Joe Mauer. Amazing how fast that hair grew back.

Nightmare Ant approves of suspending all baseball games so he may consume the sweet, sweet flesh of all present.

London is a world center of commerce and leisure. The only significant effect that the Olympics is having is that other events are being cancelled.

MLS: Tolerant of Everything, Including Homosexuality and Faked Injuries

I love olde Britishe crockes.

Just like in 72, Franco won't be able to catch the statue before it hits the ground.

Because this car was a shiny turd with a lot of power for its day? A new Camry V6 will outrun it, and a black Camry looks as badass as a black Buick.

Taste our mastery of HTTP, America's Hat.

The Ring was operated by the government for years. The problem is that the recent private operators were allowed to mortgage the track in the process of financing their other goofy projects.

The Ring was operated that way for years. The problem is that the recent private operators were allowed to mortgage the track in the process of financing their other goofy projects.

The car name Mercedes came from a real person, Mercedes Jellinek.

Let's split a box of trefoils and a pitcher of milk sometime!

"Tigers have six ends, and five of them are pointy."

Based on this article, my math says that Charlie Sheen's expected profit from Anger Management is $75M.

"Media reports say that American investor and millionaire Christopher Cox banged up his 1962 Ferrari GTO during a Ferrari rally in France last week." http://www.cnbc.com/id/48153025

IIRC, you can build a perfect replica from scratch with a donor Ferrari for less than $1M.

They can't cut their prices enough to make it back on increased volume. There's no point in working harder to make the same amount of money if you don't have to.