Buy it for her, and drive it on the weekend.

NASA already put a Shuttle in Texas.

I've always thought his son was a plausible candidate.

I wish they wouldn't use the kids in the campaign ads, tho.

I'm going to defend this piece of shit. If I put speakers where they belong around the TV, my neighbors hear it at nearly the same volume I do. Something that keeps the sound around me is good, even if it isn't a perfect listening experience.

Aw, nuts. I was hoping it was part of a burlesque revival with women bathing in giant champagne glasses.

As a sales promotion piece, it makes sense for La Cornue. They're famous for sealed ovens. No one would notice a La Cornue range with a special top if it had an oven.

Think of yourself as a well dressed socialist:

I was hoping Michelle would have a great hat. Would a matching pillbox be a little too Jackie O? Or kick out the jams with a matching over the top bows-and-flowers?

Why would a lady, apparently, be sitting on a giant bird perch?

Whos a fuzzycute lil Baylor Bear?

Next up, the NCAA cracks down on the academic shame of Baylor Debate!

"You meet the nicest people in a King Midget."

Three most popular purchases for Miata owners (well, I assume someone who buys this stuff actually owns one), according to the front page of rspeed.net:

You should have made fun of her for driving a fake car. Gals come back for that kind of stuff.

That's a hell of a trophy. I don't think I'd want to see the turd that finished *second* in the J Body Class.

Eh, different strokes. If they want to show off their car but don't want to let it out of their sight and aren't personable, I guess I'm glad they brought it out of the garage.

If you don't want dudes hitting on your girl, go to the Miata show.

I'd allow Corvairs, but only because there isn't a Disowned and Sent Out of Town With a Bus Ticket show.

"it keeps the birther issue alive and thus let's Obama and those like the Gawker organization that carry Obama's water portray his opponents as wackos."