The two assholes he high-fives after catching that ball are just as shitty. Especially the guy with the slicked-back hair and the glasses and the douchey-ass sideburns. Douchey sideburn asshole has a very clear view of that happened to the poor lady. But he doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit about anything besides…

She looks like someone trying to hide an illness with all of that blush washing out the rest of her face. (She's typically very pleasant to look at, too)

Coachella called and it wants it's stupid clothes back.

Wat

so you can drown yourself after the initial onset of crushing buyer's remorse? /shrug

HER EYEBROWS

I, for one, welcome any and all updates on J-Sol-Yonce news.

I was praying so fucking hard for a horrible typo.

Not all Brooklyns.

I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

A fellow counselor at Space Camp sitting on the couch of the Ward Room (our breakroom) chewing his toenails off one by one. He was a less than socially competent individual & not particularly likable. He earned the moniker & was ever after called Captain Toenail.

Justin Beiber Concert.

Yeah, my boyfriend (who's been a parent for more than a decade) was like, "I don't know if you're qualified to write a parenting book until you've proven that you've raised not-a-murderer."

She is fucking awesome. I think the ability to think fast / have quick rejoinders is in my top three favorite / most respected traits a human can possess.

If I were her, I would make this my official image for all eternity:

I do not know many things about drugs, what is coke jaw?

If they were just going to make easy references to their own movies, they should have had a scene where they take turns eating out Natalie Portman.

Is Africa actually a death metal band?