As a tribute, the writers should vote him in but only after waiting 30 years too long to do so

Wonder if he's going to buy his rehab timetable a $4 million diamond ring to apologize

Mandy "Wilson Valdez > Chase Utley" Housenick is far and away the worst

"If you throw a pitch right down the middle to Joe Carter, this is what happens"

Probably, given that he talks out of his ass

I wonder if anyone told Klaatu he should stick to Gorts?

It's a stupid way to phrase the question, but I do think it's worth discussing the double-standard of Cutler getting panned by fans for removing himself from the 2011 NFC Championship Game while Griffin is being chastised by some for not having the presence of mind to remove himself before getting too hurt

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The Penn State Room is not at all affiliated with the university either, it's part of the McLanahan's shop in downtown State College.

I suppose my initial statement was too curt. The vast majority of us feel horribly shitty about the actions of our school and our football program. Despite what's been shown on this site, most Penn State alumni and students aren't backwoods yokels who think that Penn State's sanctions are equivalent to 9/11 or that…

Alright Deadspin, you've gotten your pound of flesh from Penn State and then some, why don't you just leave us in peace to clean up the shattered pieces of our broken school now