I'm sorry but this is not an inane conversation. When you ship a game at full price (especially for a system with arguably the weakest exclusive lineup) with NO ,ultiplayer of any kind and what appears to be a hugely derivative campaign, you damn well better be able to give me something for my money. This was a game…

I don't always die.

As the tediously slow match dragged on, Hovmand tabbed out of the game and checked social media and Twitch chat. He was probably just bored, but people were discussing key elements of Dai's strategy, not to mention his supply count/resources. That information could've easily been used to cheat, which is why Hovmand's…

Well, reading this article would be a good start. :)

These trailers get me so wound up, but I've tried EVE at least a half dozen times over the years and it always ends with me alone in space, staring at a list of probe information.

I really don't need to go from a day of checking work related spreadsheets to an evening of checking game related spreadsheets.

Well, at least something about this game is entertaining to me.

Quelle roughage!

Even black budgets can only get so much money.

There's something about buying a once-proud luxury car at the bottom end of the depreciation curve that's appealing in a counter cultural way. You've got a car that's been stripped of all it's prestige with the only thing left being the machine itself.

"We believe in an America where fast food jobs aren't lifelong, they're a stepping stone...."

How long until Deadspin gets the video? I want to see what this 42-year-old teacher looks like! And I also kind of want to see how a junior high kid looks getting a lap dance, because I know I would've been awfully embarassed back then...

LMAO...that's too funny! So weird to think of how the world used to think about cigarettes. "Hey, kids, check out this new cigarette, brought to you by your favorite cartoon!" Enjoy your smoke :-)

Reminder: most states have safe haven laws. If, for whatever reason, you are panicked about needing to care for a baby or feel the need to hide that you had a baby, please drop the child off at a hospital, police station, or fire station. It will be cared for.

Obligatory.

Yeah, that seems a bit misleading. I assume the sun is the most perfectly round object ever measured only because we can't make such precise measurements of other stars. It would be more accurate (and this is a science article, after all) to say it is the most spherical object ever measured in the known universe. The…

I'll just leave this here.....

Actually, there may be more responsible ways to use this knowledge. For example, something like the "focus treatments" in Vinge's A Deepness in the Sky

I miss ecstasy. I haven't seen any literally for years. The 90s/early 2000s were awash in it, quality stuff, then swoosh, nothing. I'd love an explanation for that (love, get it?har).