All things considered, that was an exceedingly poor use of that sword.

You know that catch22 phrase: May you live in interesting times?

This is what happens when you elect a (willfully ignorant) sleazy orange lounge-singer-in-chief

It can ALWAYS be worse......

I’m just glad that we don’t have to suffer through more Duke Nukem 3d 2 vaporware articles!

Wouldn’t you gentlemen have a pepsi?

It could screw us in a war. But if it got to that point everything would pretty much be fucked anyway. Also, we’ve already developed the same technology, like, years ago. Plus we have that new cruise missile that can take out enemy electronics via a super precise (non nuclear) emp blast.

It makes sense. After all, yesterday was the darkest DAY.

Unless it involved him chocking on his own tongue and dying, I really don’t give a shit.

Come on people, it could ALWAYS be worse......

The difference being the millions more votes Clinton got. Bush lost by, what, like 20 thousand?

And I AM an american.

If ONLY this movie had turned out as good as the trailer’s song had promised it would be .....

“But I voted for trump because he said he liked women more than anyone, and that he’d make me “so rich”, and that he’d put hillary in jail”, rinse, repeat, throw up.