"How do you describe the joy, the surprise! when your car starts up without needing a jump start?"

Some people would be right.

You think that's impressive?

My thoughts exactly. It definitely sounded to me like someone with a British accent sayin foookin hell!

So, basically, Jubilee?

You'd think they'd at least have the miniscule intelligence to not point an automatic rifle (while threatening to murder them) at someone who is clearly recording everything with their cell phone.

Sold poorly? Uhhh.... you do know they made two more games in the series, both of which sold very, very well...

"We believe in an America where fast food jobs aren't lifelong, they're a stepping stone...."

I think I just had an aneurism because of all the AWESOME! Seriously, GW and the Black Library needs to get off of it's ass and hire this guy to make a REAL fucking 40k movie or show. N O W.

Oh, for fucks sakes

The game takes place in Chicago and you thought it wouldn't have guns?!?

Back in the day, when I was into the whole rave thing, my then girlfriend planned out this entire surprise for me, which consisted of

As long as it knows which way it is going....

You are ENTIRELY ignoring the single greatest issue here: Will the car pay a window washer who just starts washing your windows without your consent? Can the car give consent?

Unless the game is so far beyond insanely awesome, playing as a woman just doesn't really work for me. But hey, if it works for anyone else, great - the more gamers the better!

Ahk, never mind.

When you first think about this it emboldens you, but then upon further reflection you realize that, even if you can't die, you can certainly still get hurt horribly in any way up unto the brink of death. Which is NOT a great way to spend eternity. Also, another sidebar from this would be that every single…

If they ever make a REAL Half Life movie, THEY MUST cast Bryan Cranston as Gordon Freeman!

What can America learn from the T90 Tank?

Clearly this is the Space Fighter version of the F-117 Nighthawk.