Those are definitely temporary tattoos.

the song is fine, but the costume designer for this is genius. the blue dress linking them all together at 0:51 and the gold tassel dress at 3:52, how can you do so much with so little?

Also:

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

This. What did this girl do to the Internet gods to deserve a bad picture at the bottom of every fucking website? Has anyone ever clicked on this link? WHAT DOES DONALD NOT WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT HER?

What? Is that weird?

Honestly the timing of this isn’t just spooky.

Not disturbing, just odd.

In a KFC bathroom, at around 8 or 9 in the evening circa 1992, I entered a men’s room out of sheer bladder desperation because the women’s room was out of order. I opened the door and after recovering from the stench that flew out of the newly cracked door like sins from Pandora’s Box, I saw the the phrase “Why?” and…

Once I walked into a public bathroom at work that usually has a tiny little garbage can next to the toilet for throwing away used pads/tampons. Someone before me had knocked it over, though, because there were pads and tampons all over the floor in various states of toilet paper unwrap and bloodiness.

This may or may not count because it’s secondhand, but my dad shared this one and he is not a man prone to exaggeration or lies just for the sake of a good story.

At summer camp when I was 7 or so, I saw a pile of pea-green turds on the floor right next to the toilet. They were there for at least three days.

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

Cheating: The New Negotiating

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Many people are saying Trump is probably addicted to uppers. Educated people, great people. You tell me.

I just read this interesting article today about how Hitler (and a lot of Nazis) were utterly dependent upon meth and how seminal battles were only possible due to it. And how Hitler’s “ill health” before he killed himself was likely withdrawal because the drug factories had been bombed. Very interesting!

Finding ways to get out of paying your taxes is more unpatriotic than taking a knee during the national anthem. At least Colin Kaepernick pays his fair share of the taxes that go to actually paying the troops and supplying them with the supplies they need.

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?