Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Showing this comment to my mom. She loves her and wants to fork out $150 (!!!!) to see her live. “Maybe your grandpa will say he’s finally proud of me.” No, bitch. He’s probably up in heaven (or hell) complaining about how much Obama is ruining this country because he wants gays to get married.

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

I wonder how many conservatives can’t see their own hypocrisy as they support something like this while at the same time demanding “religious freedom” laws that allow people to comply with a “sincerely held religious belief?”

This is off topic but it will probably get buried elsewhere but I just want to express my sadness about Gawker. While I haven't always agreed with every editorial decision, there are some supremely talented people here and I've loved reading and learning from those and crucially the commenters. Genuinely so many of my…

Maybe Donald thinks they’re hot.

Cue the number of Americans reading this who think “upper Canada” is akin to the Northwest Territories.

She is a queen, with a great (sometimes even self-deprecating) sense of humour!

Actually, she was born in Manitoba.

Also joining the cast, in the role of the “Disapproving Woman”.....

She still deserves to be more well known. We have a bunch of half assed actors out here who get praised for fart acting their way through big and small projects all the live long day.

That’s the thing, she doesn’t want to be famous. She has turned down several high profile roles, knowing they would make her a ‘star’, and she did not want that.

You’ll always be Sara Stanley to me Sarah Polley!

Don’t worry, tonight Katrina Pierson will explain to us that Obama founded Al Quaeda, and actually piloted the planes that crashed into the towers (both of them).

I mean, there has never been an all male starring cast film that has failed...so...they got us on that one gals. We need to try harder.

Or, here’s a thought: Find a new freaking story!