More of these GEORGE ZIMMERMAN PUNCHED IN THE FACE stories, please!

What she did with her own hair didn’t inspire confidence either. They would have done better asking each of the models what their 60 second look was.

What the fuck? I felt sympathy pains to my scalp the way she was fucking TEARING up her ponytail hair.

In all fairness all of the styles were awful and left the models looking worse after than before.

extrememely for sure my bud

But wouldn’t it be hilarious if his fans all did start showing up wearing orange, like his face, to support him?

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

I literally know zero women who give a shit about who pees in the bathroom with them. And I live in maybe the most conservative state imaginable. But all the men are outraged. Your assessment is spot on.

Breyer? WHAT THE HELL?

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

Let’s not compare Taylor to a rotten orange

Two posts in a row shitting on Taylor Swift. I’m not sure why she warrants such Trump-like scorn but h’okay, I'm an old.

How is Karlie getting such a strong Wifi signal in the middle of a field? I’m in Prospct Park in NYC and I can’t even fetch my emails on my phone.

That’s a “I must have it” face if I ever saw one.

That is actually super adorable. He loved it so much he had to wear it.

The look of pure, childlike joy on his face, followed by a photo of him wearing the thing? I just.. I just can’t help but feel happy for him.