He’ll never get the sentencing he deserved but I hope his name will be forever tied to rape and shitbaggery. May he never find gainful employment or respect.

I came.

She’s eating it wrong.

Guys, it’s here. The day golf started becoming cool

I’m dying. YOU GET ME.

but it is just a bunch of calvin harris loving dorks now.

ITS ALL AWFUL. EVERYTHING IS AWFUL BURN IT ALL DOWN

fuckin nascar drivers

No lie, I gagged when I saw that sandwich.

The DUI police report was confusing. Too many mentions of a tall boy.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

I miss interacting with live humans. Do they still exist?

The real winner in all of this is Iggy.

It’s also kind of bad ass that in an industry obsessed with youth, a 46 year old woman just went to #1.

But yeah, this.

As it well should.

Chances are he’s not leaving anything but credit card debt.

This is why they were called the Greatest Generation. They didn’t boo-hoo like us millennials over some minor armpit scabbing.

That’s okay. Sometimes we just can’t help ourselves.