You forgot to add “Trust me.” at the end of the quote.

If you already have a beard, keep it groomed.

This sentence is a digrace, but I’m hopeful that he’ll find some asinine way of violating his probation, and then get locked up for further time.

Leave this innocent young woman alone. She had her day in court, and the prosecution failed to make the case.

Just look at that picture. And just think, once upon a time, WILL was considered the cute one.

Dude in the corner was not amused.

Damn! You beat me to it!!

If she sweated, she would then be a mere commoner just like you and me.

She’s still gorgeous!!

I’m more interested in the leather jacket.

Fine!! She can marry me instead <3

What the heck does this even mean? “Damange”?

As a man, I was under the impression that all other men already knew that Old Spice deodorant sucks. GILETTE OR BUST!!

As a regular visitor to Indiana (on business), I can tell you that many people I’ve interacted with during my time there are embarrassed and sick of this guy.

Being that he’s dead now, I hope that his estate will be paying her medical costs.