“Is that Fun Size?”

“Huh, Snickers are way smaller than they used to be.” -Soylent Green’s Wife

Do I want one? Not at all.

They’ll probably ding it for not being a hatchback.

None are at MSRP though...  Still a pass.

You can also spend this here more $$money if you want 4k, a standard part of service in our competitor’s companies!

Netflix 2012: “For $8 per month you can stream pretty much every Disney movie ever made, every superhero movie ever made, all the Star Wars films, all the Marvel movies, every season of The Office and every Saturday morning cartoon from your childhood.”

I don’t know about the UK, but here in America, Wizarding World stuff only tends to do well if it actually has the name “Harry Potter” on it. If it doesn’t, it tends to fall flat.

I’m impressed he was honest enough to admit he was spankin’ it. I would have been all, “so there I was, banging this supermodel, when all of the sudden, I tore my lung! Why didn’t she bring me to the hospital? Well, she has to catch her flight back to Canada, see…”

Other side effects include...

The English Patient. Seriously though, that had the most needlessly-prolonged death scene I have ever seem committed to film. At some point, I wanted to die just to get out of the theater. If anyone can jerk off to completion to that movie, I’ll send you cash...you are a doing some 4D chess level self-love (or hate; I…

Sister Act II: Back in the Habit 

So what kind of therapy did they apply to the sudden growth of hair on his palms? Also, did he get corrective lenses.

Really should tag this story “Jizmodo”

No wonder he was injured if it took four days to discharge.

That’s not nice. Yelling “see” at those already blind.

There is more WTF in this movie than any dozen movies you think were also WTF.  And it all works.  It all works WELL.  It takes a lot to get me to give a movie a 9/10 but this one deserves it and possibly more.

I really want to see this movie. It looks like great fun!