Of course, they need to drop 35,000 fish. The fall kills 34,000 of them.

Can you just imagine being a fish and hanging out in the plane and the OHMYGODWHATISHAPPENINGTOMEHOLYSHITIAMGOINGTODIE oh cool more water.

Dammit!

The whole family can share a drumstick!

“Tyrannosaurus Pecks.”

Supposedly the genes for teeth still exist in some (most? all?) bird DNA, it’s just been suppressed in modern dinosaurs. I can’t wait for some asshole using CRISPER to get a chicken to express those genes.

My wife bought me a Sony S205F that played MP3s as well as Sony’s proprietary ATRAC3 format. The problem was that it wouldn’t work with iTunes; you had to use Sony’s software to put songs on it. It was a great little unit choked by Sony’s own restrictions. Now it sits deep, deep in one of my junk drawers.

Except it was way cheaper to get into the parks back then, now it’s present day pricing and tickets as the extra.

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the surface hue of the participating horde..

Molly! They are not crustaceans. They are mollusks (crustaceans are another type of shellfish, with segmented bodies, joints, antennae). You’re giving bivalves a name that belongs to crabs, shrimp and lobsters. Popular-science writing cringe! Sorry, I just can’t take a piece seriously that doesn’t even correctly name…

Who brought the lemon and butter?

You mean one of its parents left it there on purpose?

I just went to Disneyland recently and so many random strangers brought that ticket system up to me.

Wow, so they had an entire designated Land just for the Country Bear Jamboree, huh. Someone really had a lot of faith in the concept of redneck bear robots blowing on jugs.

Disney is late to the game, yeah, but they came in hard.  Last time I was at Universal, they at least only charged you once for the line-jumper pass, not per ride.

Ah yes, microtransactions truly are the darkest timeline