No one wants wrinkly bees, my friend.

Damn that does sting for sure

Look, if I can shoot a hurricane, I can shoot some bees goddamnit 

Hey, gotta get those wrinkles out of your wings somehow.

By our powers combined!

steaming keeps more nutrients in them but they lose the crunch from the smoker. 

You positively wax poetic!

“A PROUD Texan would just shoot them bees”

they were hoping the readers would swarm...

Oh, Honey. 

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

So wearing a sweatshirt, being assertive, and liking sports makes a woman gay?

Wha? Why? Betty and Howard were a cute couple together! It was actually interesting seeing the “tough, manly” one being the wife with the husband being the “meek, submissive” one. And it was made clear during the original show that Betty did indeed adore Howard.

I mean, they were in DENVER for Chrissakes. Nothing Old Money about that place then, or now. 

There is a lovely scene from Dynasty between Dominique and Alexis wherein there is some serious shade thrown about Osetrova vs Petrossian Beluga caviar. I can only imagine what these characters would think about lab grown caviar lol.

Don’t laugh. A friend of mine’s father’s shop burned to the ground on Mother’s day. We still don’t know what caused it, but the Fire Department had a helluva time putting it out. It turns out that 20 bales of Costco toilet paper and a similar amount of paper towels is tough to extinguish once it gets going.

Fuck me! I don’t know what they pay them but whatever it is, it’s not enough! Iron Balls McGinty!

here’s the aftermath though

Here’s a brief report on it.:

When I saw this on reddit, someone linked a news report that seemed to indicate this incident concluded with both the armored car personnel escaping any injuries and the would be robbers under arrest. Though I wasn’t 100% certain it was from the same incident (as apparently this isn’t entirely an uncommon thing in…