There is a lovely scene from Dynasty between Dominique and Alexis wherein there is some serious shade thrown about Osetrova vs Petrossian Beluga caviar. I can only imagine what these characters would think about lab grown caviar lol.

Don’t laugh. A friend of mine’s father’s shop burned to the ground on Mother’s day. We still don’t know what caused it, but the Fire Department had a helluva time putting it out. It turns out that 20 bales of Costco toilet paper and a similar amount of paper towels is tough to extinguish once it gets going.

Fuck me! I don’t know what they pay them but whatever it is, it’s not enough! Iron Balls McGinty!

here’s the aftermath though

Here’s a brief report on it.:

When I saw this on reddit, someone linked a news report that seemed to indicate this incident concluded with both the armored car personnel escaping any injuries and the would be robbers under arrest. Though I wasn’t 100% certain it was from the same incident (as apparently this isn’t entirely an uncommon thing in…

I gotta know what happens next!!

Agreed, this was no joke

The supreme calmitude of that shotgun rider...

my god... i waas on the edge of my seat earlier, watching this. 

Best $5 spent.

Pancake Polly

In my personal experience, adults who are extremely into Disney and regularly travel there without children are, without fail, fucking weirdos (present company excluded, of course).

We went on SO. MANY. RIDES. Shoot, in Animal Kingdom, we road that Avatar flight ride four times in a row lol (it’s my wife’s favorite)

One of these things is not like the others:

Capacity limits make a huge difference. When my wife and I went to WDW, Animal Kingdom, Epcot, and Magic Kingdom were basically ghost towns. The most crowded park was definitely Hollywood Studios due to those ridiculous Star Wars rides.*

*They ARE incredibly fun and innovative, but definitely not worth putting up with…

Roscoe P. Coletrain !!!

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

+1 extra star on bringing back memories of slathering butter on Saltine Crackers.

Hot cornbread.