Pancake Polly

In my personal experience, adults who are extremely into Disney and regularly travel there without children are, without fail, fucking weirdos (present company excluded, of course).

We went on SO. MANY. RIDES. Shoot, in Animal Kingdom, we road that Avatar flight ride four times in a row lol (it’s my wife’s favorite)

One of these things is not like the others:

Capacity limits make a huge difference. When my wife and I went to WDW, Animal Kingdom, Epcot, and Magic Kingdom were basically ghost towns. The most crowded park was definitely Hollywood Studios due to those ridiculous Star Wars rides.*

*They ARE incredibly fun and innovative, but definitely not worth putting up with…

Roscoe P. Coletrain !!!

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

+1 extra star on bringing back memories of slathering butter on Saltine Crackers.

Hot cornbread.

Oh god!  Cornbread!  You MUST Have butter on cornbread!

+1 on the steak

A peanut butter sandwich. Don’t go yuck until you’ve tried it.

Someone clearly hasn’t stayed in a sirloin suite before.

Let’s not forget about “Angus” which means pretty much nothing other than it came from a mostly black cow. Sure its a breed, but no genetic testing or proof is required, just kinda look like what an Angus cow should look like. “Certified Angus” is slightly less BS because there are qualities of the meat that have to…

Obligatory Simpsons reference:

Doesn’t the meat that “goes to a hotel” just end up at a (hotel) restaurant too? Otherwise, I’m really curious as to what these hotels are doing with that meat.

Did you seriously comment this on your own article? What a douchenozzle.

In my experience, they’re just using terms like communism/socialism as shorthand for “anything I don’t like or understand.” It’s really something listening to Boomers whine about “Joe Biden the radical socialist,” then turn around and bitch that they don’t get enough money from Medicare or Social Security.

Save yourself $40 and just watch the news or the ending of Old Yeller if you want to be sad and depressed.

Save yourself $40 and just watch the news or the ending of Old Yeller if you want to be sad and depressed.