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We’re probably dealing with the same idiots who flush paper towels in the toilet / urinal (yes, the urinal). 

If only they made a device that could prevent accidents like this from occurring...

Yikes! Art imitating life imitating art!

Finally get to use one of my favorite gifs.

We know the artist

And orthodontists to make sure they’re straight.  Yes!

I’d love to watch a show set in a post-Apocalyptic dentist’s office, right next to the post-Apocalyptic Orange Julius and post-Apocalyptic Haberdashery (‘cause someone’s got to keep clothes stitched). The three richest shops in the area.

Raccoons are civious assholes. My neighbors growing up used to keep guinea hens in their yard, (this was in the suburbs and the guinea hens, sheep, and geese they kept were part of a failed stint in 4H by one of their kids) and raccoons would consistently pick off the weakest of the flock and leave their mangled,

Take your own advice. The main character of the show is a bisexual female. Show me a queer male with any of the scope of characterization that multiple queer women do on the show.

This on-screen indicator needs to be standard on all camera apps when shooting video:

Good luck with that. Infinity War was superior to BP in every way. The only thing BP has going for it is that everyone was jerking it to the fact that it was a black ensemble cast. The film itself wasn’t that great and, personally, I would put it below Dr Strange in my list of best Marvel films and that wasn’t a great

reestablished 2018

This company needs to be dissolved. 

At least for another 32 minutes!

This happens a lot more frequently than people realize, although the solutions are generally a lot more complicated than a layer of concrete.

I do not like this encryption scam. I do not like this, Sam I am.

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

And then, a couple of years later, point out that it’s not doing its job very effectively without mentioning that you’ve knee-capped it, and propose defunding it altogether. After all, it was a creation of the preceding government. Those tree-hugging, human-hating liberals.

It’s department elimination 101: put an asshole in charge who doesn’t give a fuck about the department, cut the budget, cut the staff, and bury those remaining in needlessly officious paperwork.