she used the car’s manual to troubleshoot her problem

Years ago,I saw Giants pitcher Bob Knepper take a line drive off his head that knocked him sideways off the mound, and as he stumbled towards the third base line, he found himself under the ricocheted ball, a 15 foot pop-up that he caught about 10 feet from the rubber. That was incredible enough, but what really made…

Was right before we played against ARod too. Crazy times. The sorta-happy ending is that the kid got a full ride to a big time D1 school. Freshman All American and played in three college won series. Damn shame though.

The father of a high school teammate used to throw BP in the cage for us. Pitching screen was flipped for some reason one day and a buddy of mine lined one off his temple.

I felt sick when I saw it live.

That’s what the backhand grip is for...

There is a lot more peeing in that video than I expected.

My internal monologue says “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” literally every time I’m in any room by myself.

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

It’s a little more complicated than that. Social Security was always a pay-as-you-go system. FDR is famously quoted (famously enough, I guess) as saying of the individual accounts, when asked why have them as they are meaningless, “It’s so that those bastards on capitol hill will never be able to get rid of it when…

Now you know why there is no money left for free education or healthcare.

Still can’t get this out of my head once someone posted it (I think here).

I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

Remind him to turn off the Wi-Fi so he gets good frame rates.

The aftermarket has a great solution for those who want more gauges:

As I recall, this is why the Army is drowning in M1s they don’t need, don’t want and have explicitly said “stop it with the goddamned tanks!”.

There’s a recipe for armadillo that requires a nice cedar plank. You clean and place the armadillo meat on that plank and then spice the hell out of it. Stick the meat and the plank on the grill for about 4 hours, take it out of the fire, place the armadillo carefully in the trash can and eat the board.

Here you go. All better now?

Here you go. All better now?

Heaven forbid you just put a new outlet in in 5-10 years when your timeline plays out.

Heaven forbid you just put a new outlet in in 5-10 years when your timeline plays out.

I nearly had my license pulled for making a comment about he quality of the military helicopters at my local airport on the radio. The tower radioed me and ordered me to hold short for a Sea King transiting the airport. I replied, “Holding short, will watch for falling parts”. The CO for the base was really angry…