This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.
“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”
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So did Amanda earn that letterman's jacket from the School of Hard Knox?
Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.
If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.
“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”
“...the Warriors official team app may have violated users’ privacy”
Earth Girls Are Easy starring Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans.
Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.
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Cause she’s a blonde! Yeah yeah yeah!
It’s being white that really makes her an expert on the lives of non-white people.
“24? Too old.”
Seriously, it’s not like I listen to my wife anyway, and we agree on most things (I think)...
Agreed. When I think of racial injustice and serious commentary on the state of the nation, the first thing that comes to mind is: But what do the hot 20-something year old blondes who more than likely got everything in life handed to them think?
Despite her absolutely abhorrent views, I bet I could tolerate her for several years.
Whatever she’s doing in that video can’t be more off-putting or offensive than what she’s doing in this one.
Finally! Real “Scissor doors”!
Uh, yeah, I was there. It was one of the more shameful things you’ll see in the game. We won the game, but ultimately lost a lot more than the game. I would love to see him miss at least half the season, if not more. If something like this happens again, I would like to see him banned from the game. I believe in…
Hmmm...I like the sound of that. I think I’ll give it a try.
Hmmm...I like the sound of that. I think I’ll give it a try.
Get a G Shock and be done with it.
Get a G Shock and be done with it.
I have several Seiko 5 watches and they are the best bang for the buck. With a bit of regulation (easily done), they can run within 5 - 6 seconds per day. Seiko is the most vertically integrated watch company in the world — they make every screw, plate, gear, dial, hands and case. The only part they don’t make…
I have several Seiko 5 watches and they are the best bang for the buck. With a bit of regulation (easily done), they…