I hadn’t had a chance to watch the race yet and normally the winner of F1 doesn’t get put on the front page of Gizmodo so I thought it was safe. Unfortunately for me it wasn’t and I saw the winner before watching the race. Ugh.

“Yeah, I’m going to need you to come in on Ssssaturday.” “Uh, yeah. I’ll need you to come in on Sssunday also.” “And about those TPS cover sheets...”

When you have the small portion of the US voting for him and you throw in the population of Russia voting for him, then you have the bribed person who runs the electoral votes (I vote for Trump even though I should vote for the majority vote winner), of course he’s going to win. 

I’m not a fan of the foot activated emergency brake. I miss the handle.

Wow! I wish I had your luck.

They should patch that sucker in an update.

With great power comes great responsibility. Apparently the Magneto in the video is just realizing his power, so gotta try it out.

Well, yeah. Now that it looked like you were trying to manipulate Tesla’s stock, you better keep it public. 

If we can have an army of Buzz Lightyear, Space Rangers, then I’m all for it. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

Do as I say, don’t do as I do.

Case in point, the director/writer for Guardians of the Galaxy was just fired from Disney because of things he said a while back on Twitter.

Twitter has done nothing but destroy careers. There’s nothing good about it unless you just have a burning need to tell people you just saw an actor or actress and they’re eating with an actor or actress.

I’m ready for the real movie. ;-) Had to laugh when they went over the shoulder camera shots when he went shooting. That was great.

But what about Hillary and Obama? She had email, a form of communication that nobody else in the world uses, and he had charisma. Aren’t those two illegal too?

I just have to let everyone know that if you use the same number as your luggage you might have a pretty secure password. However, it might go from suck to blow.

Oh wow, if he really does just “wing it” then he’s going to get schooled...provided the talks still take place.

I received a case of wine one time. I never ordered the wine and I don’t drink alcohol. So what did I do? I brought it down the block to the woman who ordered it. She was really, really thankful. In fact, so thankful she rang my bell and gave me a bottle of wine! I didn’t have the heart to tell her I didn’t drink and…

Not street-legal in the US. No front bumper. Also, one pothole will take care of this car.

What was that movie where they showed the competition between Billy Mitchell and the other guy? It was a pretty good movie, but it really showed that Billy Mitchell was arrogant. Then again it could have been movie editing that made him appear that way.

His response was that it would have been “bigly. Very big.”