The boar really lost it when they brought him a margarita with salt. He specifically asked for no salt.

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

That’s because you haven’t been watching his show. It’s a continuation of a bit he’s been doing throughout the entire primary.

I thought he was some weird Heat/Snow Miser combo.

This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

Yes, those pesky rights - like the right to a jury trial only apply in crimes that aren’t scary or warlike. It says so in the constitution!

(Seeing title and article picture) Oh fuck no, that looks nuts!

I drive a Prius :(

Similarly, I judge those who have “TruckNutz” hanging from their hitches.

We are not going to move forward as a race until we start valuing women’s and children’s lives as much as we value men’s lives.

If you wrapped it in a wet/damp paper towel, would that cut it to less than 15?

black people preferring the company of other black people is not racist.

Old people annoyed by young people. Never saw it coming.

He’s like mini Ted Cruz.

There’s “more likely” to be a fire if you use a doorstop as protection? Usually (in those videos fire drills) you’re supposed to stop and check the knob for if it’s hot, so hopefully I’d just remember looking down that the wedge was there. It’s never kept me up at night.

When I travel alone, I bring a small rubber doorstop to wedge the door shut. It would make it extremely difficult to open the door without me knowing, so I sleep better in shared airbnbs, etc.