In all fairness, government never fails (even though it fails often) because there’s no one calling on their debt and no one able to punish them for transgressions. They run everything. It’s pretty hard to fail when you control everything.

That’s because you’re poor.

Nearly everything Jemele said is true, but there is absolutely some truth to the left being able to politicize with much more freedom, especially from sites like this.

I read it as they’d like Mr. Bennett to stay quiet until he talks with them.

Someone, please save it from those wheels next.

#bertisfat

Agree. I mentioned elsewhere in this thread that if he was as good as many suggest, he’d never be in this position because he’d never have lost his job.

Here’s the thing - It doesn’t matter.

He was fake internet kidnapped by fake internet mobsters and had to save his fake internet life.

I just bought a fuckton of Kleenex stock.

The correct answer is... Before you are put in the car.

I care. I’m insanely jealous of him now. I mean, he’s made a lot of money and he’s insanely humble. That’s a winning combo.

Oh, shit! You invented the automatic back-patting machine, didn’t you?

You clearly don’t understand the I-work-in-this-field-so-I-am-unquestionable rule.

I’m not sure a more laughable vehicle exists. This thing is hands-down the dumbest. Nothing about this makes sense.

That seemed just a tad disproportionate. Just a tad.

Where are all the penis jokes?

It’s unfortunate it won’t happen, but you should lose your job for reacting in such an offensive and disproportionate manner.

IIRC, ESPN is struggling and making moves to reinvigorate their viewing base. Why is it so terrible that they decide to get back to focusing on the actual games, matches, and meets that were the original focus of the network, and that saw them grow at a tremendous rate?

Can we cut to the chase here and just cull any people and erase all history over 40 years old?