Can you really trust someone that’s had their brain scrambled?

Would it be okay to call you, or any other woman“a bunch of piss-slurping ratfucks” under any circumstance?

Left-handed? Is he a left-handed person because most righties catch with their left hand. That was weird and unnecessary. Do you know about the sports?

No way, Bro!

No doubt, Bro. It needs a bigger wing and some fucked up camber, too!

Do you get paid for this stuff?

It was a catch.

Yeah, FUCK ELON! Let’s be OUTRAGED about these lies, these damn lies!

Wilford is looking pretty good.

He walked away under his own power. This was about two miles from my home. It was a nice interesting afternoon.

Last word.

Make sure to talk to your therapist about this one.

Take care.

Aw, someone’s mad. :(

Citations, please.

Yeah, FUCK HIM! That piece of shit. Fuck that guy for not agreeing with you. That fucking fuck.

Calling someone an asshole for having an opinion makes you an asshole though.

Citations help.

False. It does not ease congestion in any statistically-significant way. There just aren’t enough bikes for that to be the case.

because it’ll crush this asshole’s sole. Fuck him, and that bike.