You just killed the term woke.

That vent thing tho. WTF?

“Trump, perhaps struck by inspiration on his dozenth round of golf at Mar-A-Lago”

You guys have gone from simply being upset things didn’t go your way toflat out gargling Trump’s balls for clicks. I hope your parents are proud. You are killing Deadspin.

You guys have gone from simply being upset things didn’t go your way toflat out gargling Trump’s balls for clicks. I hope your parents are proud. You are killing Deadspin.

Are they filling these potholes with weed, man?

It amazes me you guys call someone an ass when you guys are some of the most ass-ish people on the planet. You all trade smut and rumor and contempt for dollar-dollar bills. Asses.

Yet, I used Uber yesterday and it was a far more pleasant experience than a cab, and the driver said he loved the job. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???

No.

Those appear to be flares, not rolled fenders.

I don’t believe Charlie Clifford understands what an altercation is.

Tosh’s jokes are funnier than that one.

Don’t be racist, Samer.

Kids are far more likely to drown when their parents own a pool.

Never mind.

That could have happened anyway. They already shot him for an absolutely senseless reason. Are you honestly suggesting the better option was for him to be defenseless and just accept his own demise so you can feel better about your stance on guns?

Dude, did you read the article? You think he didn’t try to get out of that situation? Being unarmed guaranteed he was at the disadvantage. You’re literally arguing that him dying with no chance to defend himself is the better option here.

I know I’d prefer my father defend himself with me in the car as opposed to him being fucking dead.

Clearly, we need manufacturers to offer more manual transmissions now to reduce the chances of this sort of tragedy. Think about the children.

You can go and buy a smaller gun, and should. Be responsible and don’t be vulnerable!