LOL I dozed off and on but loved the ending and then watched the old guys having drinks post-movie trailer. Why did Pacino/Hoffa have to expound on AND ON about how much he hates it when ppl are late to meet him? There was an extra 5-10 minutes of that alone. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Thx for pointing this out. Show me one pic of her modeling anything besides a thong.

All the snorts for this one. Lolololol.

I think “stripper shoes” are part of her pre-nup. Along with the $$$ she gets every time she holds his hand.

Snorted.

While this is very amusing, there is no way he could perform. I guess he could be demanding to be blown (to no discernible effect) just for old times’ sake.

While the impromptu medical visit reportedly took two hours, sources say that 45 minutes was spent in the hospital waiting room as the president read knock-knock jokes and staged a valiant but unsuccessful attempt at connecting the dots in the latest issue of Highlights magazine.

Dang, that is good!

She and her waxworks husband have profited mightily from manipulating OUR foreign policy by a) extorting Qatar to refinance Kushner’s failing real estate venture in NYC (666 5th Ave.); b) passing classified intel to Mo BoneSaw which he used to torture and murder many, including an American resident; c) yapping to the…

THIS.

Totally good questions, and I am not sure about FL law. True, in TX one would have to own the homestead as an individual or a qualified entity — not a corp or LLC, but can pull it off as a trust. Not sure about the commercial use aspect — once again, in TX one might have to separate the country club component from the…

Yeppers. Texas lawyer here. Only Texas and Florida have an unlimited homestead exemption. It means you get to keep your house, no matter how much it’s worth, in bankruptcy proceedings, AND it’s not possible for judgment creditors to seize it, either. Other states have some homestead protection, but only up to a dollar…

I disagree about saving his heirs money -- he doesn’t really have any money and they are not getting anything.

Please see my comments on SplinterRIP and Gawrker. Thankyouvurrymush.

You forgot pez

COTD!

THIS.

I think his head rolling would be even better. They can have a special election about whether to keep it on a spike somewhere. The “Display or Bury” referendum.

Should have referred to him as Mr. Goodbar or the American Gigilo. Or at least an old like me would have gotten that. Damn, he was fine back then.

This!!