AFAIK they use InstaCart.

None of these companies will put out a map showing the area they cover, instead it’s enter your 5 digit zip code and we’ll say if we deliver to the centre of that. 

Wear enough that that you can smell it but other only get the impression that there’s something there.

Possibly the oldest joke is: How did you get that bump on your head? I was putting some toilet water behind my ears and the seat fell down.

So one of the options is to use a service tied to a credit card to pay for things, rather than using the credit card itself?

The answer to the second part is “blatantly”.

Why is it that all of these delivery services only want you as a customer if you live close enough to the restaurant that you could walk to it?  Live in a place where delivery service makes sense and they don’t want to know.

They need to be wrapped in newspapers for the best taste.

We used to buy a lot of stuff from ThinkGeek, but over time it transformed into a place that just sells tie-in items and if you didn’t want a Harry Potter tea kettle or a Star Wars bow tie there was nothing of interest.

We used to buy a lot of stuff from ThinkGeek, but over time it transformed into a place that just sells tie-in items…

If you have multiple bathrooms give each one the same set of cleaning products, it’s a better place to store them and you’re more likely to do regular cleaning if everything is to hand.

Take any common activity, translate the name into a different language, translate it back, say it’s something new and mysterious.  

There were a few start-ups which come to mind, all based around ripping CDs, which never seemed a thing you’d want to pay someone to do. Usually they died because of the cost of sending your CDs to and from their location - I remember one place which tried to get around this by having you run software with your own…

I guess the legal way would be to retain ownership of the vinyl, but leave it with David in his optimised storage facility.

Wrist straight and your hand goes straight over the ink.  Doing that weird curved writing style is an attempt to avoid it

Bury them and leave a note to be passed down through the generations, so that in 1000 years they can be dug up as an archaeological treasure horde.

If most of your life is focused on cutting back and spending less, that’s the mindset you’ll have when you retire, you’ve established what is normal for you and when you do retire you won’t suddenly change and do all the things you’ve not done before.

No, the Americans were trying to explode it, thanks to those plucky KGB agents all they accomplished was a minor leak.

A cruise is such a good opportunity for trying local cuisine, including beer, but the large lines just stick with their standard fodder. 

Always seemed the height of hypocrisy for the US to ban its citizens from travelling for political reasons.

Pennies, but sprayed silver.