Once had the experience of discovering a charge on the bill for asking to sit by a window.

Many of the items are and you go by the picture on the label.

I have a jar of cheap ceramic teaspoons, and use a fresh one each time I’m tasting a recipe.

You’ve discovered elevenses.

I hope all the programmes being broadcast in Alabama are held to the same standards, it’d be a violation of trail of trust if they weren’t.

All the things to ascribe to Aldi [deposit on carts, buying bags, self packing, etc] are pretty standard in most countries other than America.

Hate tracking calories?  Here’s an app that you can track calories with.

Three are not enough for “the largest and most densely constructed house” 

Three are not enough for “the largest and most densely constructed house” 

I think the Solstice parade rises to exceptional status.

More importantly - when you tip do you include the value for the free food in your calculation?

So why have expiration dates on cards?

And he’s already used two of his exclamation marks.

You have achieved: Builders level

Sunday is the day to cross another week of my “how far away am I from retirement” calendar.

“Interesting, but I’m going to have to stop you there”

So he doesn’t have a problem with different species marrying, just their sex?

Cue floods of tears from children seeing a dolphin ripped in half.

Doesn’t the estate agent do this?

You sleep sitting up?

Haven’t seen “We see you’re using an ad blocker. Please disable Just Read to continue.” yet, but expect it soon.