Step By Step could have used the animators from this show. Skip to :44

You should try FollowUpThen.com. You BCC a message to something like FridayJanuary13@FollowUpThen.com and it will email you back on that date. You don't even have to sign up to use it.

My girlfriend is watching The Bachelor and I wish I was drunk.

You obviously have never tried Neilmed. Fucking glorious!

"I got a "Do-Not-Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It says "Do Not Disturb"; it’s time we go with "Don’t Disturb". It’s been "Do Not" for too long. We need to embrace the contraction. "Don’t disturb"; "Do Not" psyches you out. "Do": "Alright, I get to disturb this guy". "Not": "Shit! I need to read faster!"

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I always approach one of the rent-a-cop guys and tell them that I need to buy this right now or else I'm going to steal it. They always get me someone very quickly. :)

I was just going to say that this is a ripoff of the Shark Eye case, but it appears that CaseMate must have bought that company.

I ship a lot of stuff to people (I fix Macs - they ship them to me and I ship them back) and I go through shipping supplies (tape, bubble wrap) like whoa. At the FedEx store, a 100 ft. roll of thin bubble wrap is $19.99. On Amazon, I got a 200 ft. roll of 1 inch thick bubble wrap (so you use a lot less of it) for…

Hahahaha there aren't any screws? How about clips? There aren't any screws on the iPad 2 either, just adhesive. Apple really provides a layup for third party repair places.

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Anyone need a reservation number? I got two numbers and ended up ordering through AT&T.

I got through to the plan selection so I thought I was home free. But then error. Blah.

I still use the iPod Nano with the camera and the built in speaker (5th gen?). I use it for running because the built in speaker is loud enough for me to hear and not loud enough for other people to hear (I hate headphones).

If he was looking for an article "about 5 years ago", and the date on the South America map says 2010 ("over the last 20 years", I would think that the date would be September 16th, 2010.

Did you not see the axe hits in the video above?

In the sentence above you would need an adjective, you ass-hat.

Wouldn't you need an adjective before the "albeit eye catching" to make that make sense?

I did a report on Deja Vu in high school and a few of the believed causes (that I remember) are:

He should have been more koi on his date.