@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: And Crazybread. MMMmmmmm

#corrections

@monkey_biz: I've listened to 808's so many times all the way through. Not many albums do I do that with.

@ratko: You don't have to be rich to have an iPhone or Android phone.

@blyan-reloaded: I curse the day that the Droid came out. Confusing moms and teenagers everywhere to think that Droid is the OS.

I don't understand why this kid is such a big deal. You can get those parts anywhere, and they look pretty much like the real thing. I have a white back on my iPhone now that looks perfect!

@Jester21: I see you...did there

@MEGAMODE: Why Are All Of Your Words Capitalized?

I always love those "Welcome to my home! I live in 212 sq ft" apartments in IKEA. They are always so craftily put together that you always think to yourself, 'I could do this.".

I took a tour of DC on Saturday on a Segway. So much fun.

I thought he was going to say "just like you would get Eric Stoltz's performance coming through in Back to the Future".

@Stem_Sell: Too soon

@MikeHTiger: Weird that you guys have the same avatar. I was so confused.

@seriously, saycarramrod: AHHHH!!! Nevermind.

@seriously, saycarramrod:

I thought they already invented powder that turns blood blue?

@Hami83: Getting blown out of proportion? I see what you did there and I don't even think you meant to do it.

@Star Vixen: I read that as "had two cops at my door, and lots of exploding to do".

I used to think cache was pronounced like the word that rhymes with block. I never said it out loud (luckily), but always laugh when I see that word.