I love competition.

@anonpwny: Ahhhhh. It all makes sense now. My bad.

I feel like this would be much more powerful if it weren't all Google employees. Because obviously, if you are working at Google, things are going pretty well for you, regardless of where you came from.

Of course you can't use it on the iPhone unless you are running the newest iOS that associates Facetime with email addresses. BLARG!

I hear they are going to lower the price of rent. Because it's too damn high!

A strongly worded letter?

@beetlemier: Haha god I love Jason

@netfe: Bye Bye Bye!!

Haha Rochester. I'm surprised they didn't put you up at the Townsend

Looks like this isn't a dream after all!

@judacris: And their follow up hit "AhOOOOOgahhhhh!"

@Myklsan: Whenever I get a text I always think a cd is done burning.

@craigbosco: When you use the #corrections tag, you have to tell the writer what to correct.

Squaretrade is getting a lot of love lately

@Dante Franco Miranda: If it's pre-unibody you can just get a matte screen online and swap it out. It's not impossible to do. But the screens for the unibodies are not backwards compatible.

"Alright well the problem was that I got the flashlight on and I taped the whole deal up and I realized that I would have to cut the tape off to get the tape in and I didn't have much more duct tape so I figured stick with the flashlight while we got it"

@Jesse Scroggins: Tricks are what whores do for money

@Isostar13: Don't be ignorant.