"The darkness is the sea at night." I can only imagine how many stars you're able to see.

@Rodney Sparks: It's a shame I already Googled it using the correct spelling.

@ECAsh: LOL! Use a virus scanner and a firewall dumbass, that's the whole point - So you're safe when on the Internet.

@EvilDroidClone: I still don't get what a Bear Goggle/Coggle w.e is, but I'm not going to ask...actually I am.

@tenazrael: Basically I just called her phat all the time, little I knew that Phat left Earth in the 80's...so people thought I meant fat, then some dick decided to persuade her to move on from me, now it's summer break and thankfully I'm pretty much over her, but I dread going back to school because I don't wanna see…

@PierceTheVin: I comment mainly on Gizmodo, daily, and sometimes come up with some good stuff, but often too late for an editor to check.

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: Oh yeah! Thanks for telling me!

@uRbAn: Lucky guy, Jesus used your picture.

@PierceTheVin: I have to look at your star damnit!!! I wonder if I'll ever make a smart comment enough to get a star myself.

I'm so interested in all these Space articles, but often don't have the time to read the whole thing :(

@RustyNeedle: Yeah I suppose so, sometimes an idiot decides to act as if I'm a retard, so I have to make a looooong ass comment explaining...

What are beer goggles? Now I know why some girl asked me to go drinking with her, not like I went, but she was pretty already.

@PierceTheVin: Weird, Mythbusters also went into my head.

@Hello! My name is Anonymous: Lmao!

Woah! I should slow down an Aircraft Jet, but I don't have the time to download both the software and sound and to slow it down to a good speed.

Can I just ask, who here would think Wednesday or even Monday is a boring day when you work for Giz?

1. Reading the blue box, there was a very feeble voice in my mind, coming from "I pooped", if he said "I shitted" things would be different.

@Xeno: Damn! I knew I was doing something wrong. I gave it snails, nothing happened and the snail got away from it.

I wanna try this out, but I'm fed up with keys that have that small dip and are too tall, Mac keyboards don't have a dip and are really skinny, and for some reason that makes it a whole lot more comfortable.

@RustyNeedle: You clearly make short comments.