You have strange tastes, this is a better Aston than recent Astons.

Wife and redneck cousin? One and the same mate.

I hope hope hope either Klopp or Ancelotti is lined up, or else this is a mistake. Liverpool fans have been absolutely mental the last month calling for Rodgers’s head, when the proper reaction is more like “hmm, this isn’t a stellar run of results, are we sure he’s the guy longterm?”