The crossover is really just a shit or get off the pot kind of deal. It’s either a sedan with worse gas mileage or a SUV with less storage space. Shit or get off the pot and pick one or the other. The crossover is a terrible compromise and they look ugly to boot.

Here’s my *Old Man Yells At Cloud* comment for the day: This is how you write a title - If you’re going to capitalize every word, you might as well USE ALL CAPS SO WE KNOW YOU’RE SHOUTING. Oh and stop using apostrophe-s to indicate plural versus possession.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

Who goes through an automatic car wash? Don’t be a fat ass, at least get out of your car if you’re going to eat Mcdonalds.

Seriously? Are people this lazy?

I want my 5 minutes back.