Orton and Campbell at qb? How you didn't at least come in 11th is a mystery.

It’s also a proud Gawker family tradition, of being wise-asses and funny.

From 2001. I won!*

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

They didn’t give the death penalty to Penn State for their having enabled a child predator over the course of many years. What makes you think the NCAA will do what must be done here?

I knew we’d get some RNC coverage here.

Well I hope you enjoyed my Orks!

Coming from a non-Broncos fan I have to admit Plummer’s bootleg rollout was as deadly as Hakeem Olajuwon’s“Dream Shake”. You knew it was coming on every 3rd down short yardage play and defenses could still never stop it.

The tiny monster that lives inside the saggy flesh suit we know as Jerry Jones has a caustic reaction to marijuana smoke. If players just start lighting up around him the tiny monster will be forced to slither out the anus of the flesh suit and burrow back down to the depths of hell from where it came. Do the math…

That’s what the show is called, though.

I respect this take. All takes matter.

On purely aesthetic terms, it’s Kingsley. Obviously. I can’t help but laugh when I see him.

Here’s a translation for anyone curious:

Univision is running a preemptive disclaimer apologizing for homophobic slurs:

This is the most “James Dolan should fuck off and die already” quote of the piece: “We rehearsed, took a bunch of rock classics and I rewrote the words with words for our company event.”

How to Score Weed Where I Live: Travel to recreational marijuana store; enter store; ask for weed; pay for weed.