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Would you expect any less, this day and age? If 9/11 happened today, we’d have selfies from Flight 93.

Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

Huh? Even running backs can’t be hit in the head by another player using their helmets.

The last Bronco to get a shot that good was Aqib Talib...On Aqib Talib.

Well...the ref justified it by saying the ball was out of his hand before he took the hit that was called as roughing the passer. Which I guess I can understand. What I can’t get over is how does a personal foul for roughing the passer offset with something as meaningless as intentional grounding. A personal foul like

Jeeeesus Christ can she stick those landings.

The Simpsons, of course.

Coach Robinson’s response to the news his players were taking bars:

What would be a better method? Getting law enforcement involved and ruining their lives now and possibly for the foreseeable future?

All I know is that there must be some VERY chill smallmouth bass swimming in the Mississippi River this spring.

Just let them out of prison. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me an instructor made students stop an inappropriate activity, gave them a way to correct the matter in a discrete manner, and taught them how to self-reflect and learn from their actions so they could have a better future after they were no longer in his care? And he’s won a bunch of

Seems reasonable. Better than getting the cops involved and people having their lives ruined.

Fraud is stealing. It’s not stealing a physical good, but it’s stealing except in the strictest, nitpicking sense of the term.

If you’ve defrauded investors by knowingly buying assets at a price well below their worth for the purpose of flipping them at their actual value, yes, you’ve stolen assets.

There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

Mac n cheese at a cookout is one of the most dicey dishes out there. Unless it’s straight out of the oven, it’s basically just a curdled mess that barely resembles mac and/or cheese. Also, some people make that shit with eggs in it which turns it into a casserole; those people should be arrested.

.38 was also Johnny's average BAC.

[Touches envelope to forehead]