No, go read the article again. What it tells you is that men are involved in more accidents than women.

Instead, analysis showed female-to-female accidents made up 20.5 percent of all crashes, much higher than expected. Male-to-male crashes were lower than expected, at 31.9 percent, while male-to-female crashes were close to their predictions at 47.6 percent.

Yeah I'm sorry… but no. As much as I hate fat shaming and don't think heavier people should have to pay more, like fuck if I'm giving up space I paid for so wider people (not only fat people but also men like my husband with shoulders like a linebacker) can be more comfortable. I dare you to ask me on a flight and…

But of course there is a Shazam for fonts!

THAT'S HEDLEY!

It's HedLEY.

That's Hedley.

THAT'S HEDLEY! (Sorry, my knee jerk reaction when I see her name. I was raised on Mel Brooks movies)

Animating women and girls is so hard.

I think they really missed an opportunity to have a pinot grigio called "Fifty Shades of Grigio."

Now all I need is a similar site that will search these same services for my common usernames and tell me if I once signed up and have subsequently forgotten.

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

Short version for anyone who can't be bothered to read a lot:

Step 1: Don't rape.

a small edit, "ask someone if they want to have sex with you for the first time"

Needs more glitter and gayness. As it is, just seems celebratory of the parody song.

There's a weird vagina mustache thing happening with that first dress.

Pump Up The Volume. That's all I gotta say~

One time when I was like 19, I was falling asleep as the little spoon with my ex as the big spoon. I farted on him, like 6 large, loud, machine gun farts. Which woke me up completely. I pretended to be asleep, but I had to pee super bad since we'd just had sex. I laid there for a full 2 minutes pretending to sleep…

Someone turn this into an app that uses my GPS location to tell me what type of store I am in. Thanks!