Bratabase already does this, plus more.

You see hundreds of people a day. It would be exhausting to individually acknowledge all of them. When I first moved there, I would do the head nod or smile, and people would look at me like I was bat shit crazy. Or ask me what I was looking at.

Being from the south and living in NYC, I had to train myself not to make eye contact with people on the street. It's just not done there. Personal space and privacy is scarce, so people tend to leave each other alone. If someone says something to you on the street, it is almost always unwanted attention,

My cousin had a WHITE tie wedding. I do not now, nor have I ever owned any clothing appropriate for a white tie event. I didn't go.

UNTUCKERS UNITE
However, proper hotel check-in steps are as follows:
1. immediately remove germy comforter
2. snatch up the sheets to look for traces of bedbugs in the mattress crevices
3. put the sheets back and then untuck the bottom of the sheets and blanket
4. look for extra pillows in all the dresser drawers

Also, often you can see MORE of someone's LinkedIn profile if you view it while logged out. Especially if they aren't in any of your networks.

I mean, I've heard.

People are so interested in questioning and being negative about what we are doing! We're ok, though, because we believe in Jesus and that never loses power. The media and everyone talking about us would say negative things no matter what. We do whatever we want, and we are fine because of Jesus. The baby was awake…

I signed up for a bundle of laser hair removal treatments over the phone. The saleslady asked me if I wanted to spread the payments out, and I was like, sure. I could pay for it all now, but it seemed like a better idea to spread them out. I knew she'd need to check my credit, which is what I thought she was doing…

It sounds like you already know that none of that story is a good idea to share while you're interviewing/job seeking. I think you should list your former title and the accomplishments you made before you were promoted. Possibly include your promotion as one of the bullet points under the company, along with the date,…

PSST! Your TK is showing!

WHY DO CELEBRITIES EVEN STILL DO THIS

*sneaks in*
fiancée
*sneaks back out*

I use Identifont and WhatTheFont... an extension for that would be really cool.

Two of the faces in "Frozen" are probably supposed to look similar... because the characters are sisters.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE JUGGLERS?!

His mom will always be watching this guy masturbate. awk.

A straw reed... with a huge ball at the end? Look closer at the sculpt. It's not in the concept art.

Agreed. I groaned the loudest when I saw the sniper mini wearing a tank top (barely) and sucking on a lollipop.

She was arrested back at the beginning of April (just a measly 24-hours shy of April Fool’s Day, too)

I'm team [redacted] here. It's hard to organize a fundraising initiative and it fucking sucks when people say they'll be somewhere and don't show up, and even more so when they don't contribute what they owe.