Uhhhh what? This was one of the most over hyped, under whelming cards I have ever seen and I have been watching from the beginning. The prelims were infinitely better.

DC is elite good.

Do you ever wake up and think, “Maybe I won’t troll a post about four dead children?”

That coat is the closest of anything in his wardrobe I’ve ever said, “I’d wear that.” Like a Grand Ol’ Opry smoking jacket.

This time, we can affirmatively point at all the Senate Republicans (with the exception of Sen Kirk) and say that it is their fault the Orlando shooter was able to buy an assault rifle because of their December vote to NOT close the suspected terrorist loophole. The death of 49 people is their fault.

I came here for this and found it, so I won’t go into anymore other than to say this is the NBA’s final, final warning before the Finals that Draymond Green better not mess up again and then again or he could possibly but not likely face more real but not actually real non-disciplinary action non-action.

Hands up, don’t boot.

“Natural weight” is not a thing. Combat sports organize by weight, not height. They always have. Natural weight is a bullshit excuse for Jones’s dominance.

I am always somewhat amused by the natural weight argument. Don’t get me wrong, weight cutting is a kind of an insane process, but saying Jones should fight Verdum at his natural weight seems odd considering Verdum cuts weight to get to that weight.

SEASON OF 24DNESS™

Kill yourself.

Apologies to Andy Reid. The blame should be spread.

Saw something about this guy before. He legit wanted to build a vehicle for his daughter to explore the world with when he died, while wanting for nothing. IIRC, he’s dumped like 2 million dollars into this thing.

“Rookie Kelly Oubre, Jr. throwing it down, like some Teenage Wildlife!”

Pictured: Drew at roughly 4:15 yesterday.

Perfect. And it’s a Winston jersey.

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

BC stands for birth control. Because something something something so awesome ovaries explode? I dunno... </notmybestwork>

Congrats Pagani, you made a new Beatle!